pReJuDiCe

If you would ask me if I am prejudice, for years I would have said no and I try real hard at not being judgmental.  I still work at the judgmental part of my life and now I have to say I am probably prejudice as well.  I will have to work on this and it is hard.  I am prejudice against subsidy farmers and contractors as well. Should I put all subsidy farmers in one category?  Should I put all contractors in one category?  Probably not!  See I am prejudice.  I really need to work on this.  But I do not think this voice mail message is a way to do it.  What do you think?

*****You have reached the Alderin Residence.

If you are family or a friend press 1

If you are a contractor I am sorry but I left my phone in the truck…

I am very sick….cough….cough….

I am out of minutes on my cell phone…..

My wife has my phone…….

I am busy on a different job I will get back to you tomorrow…….(but don't expect me to call)

I don’t have time right now I will call you back……(but don't expect me to call)

Hmmmm….You say you want to get paid?

Press 8 if you would like me to pay you back by gutting a room in your home, taking out your electricity and/or water in your home and then returning it 3-4 months later.

Press 9 if you would rather be paid with money that will be given in small amounts over a period of 4 months.  And don’t forget I take many days off so don’t be in a rush to receive anything.